A young Vegard with a finger up his nose… :p

(picture taken of the TV screen, Brille 2013)


"Bård and Calle, you are both 100% European" [x]

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Ladies: 21:30 [x]
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"Hypothetical Ylvis fandom nonny here... If you had a time machine, and could transport yourself back in time to see to any three Ylvis events/performances/shows, which would you pick and why?"

Hey, nonny, sorry for the delay, I was in Italy when you sent this.

It may sound weird, but I would love to see Ylvis performing in their school theatre the most, when they were around my age. I’d die to be in the audience of Ylvis III or one of their other stage shows as well, but it’s just that I’m really curious how were they like and how they acted on stage in their late teens.

Thanks for the question!

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when i see pictures of my favourite characters on my dash


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Promo coming to Ylvis HQ later

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Benedict Cumberbatch for Out Magazine [x]

I was tagged by mscalifornication, playit-mrtoot and boriro, thankyouthankyou!! :D

tagging: duckie-neuer, spookynikolatesla, vegrd, tattooedperry, badassmolly, brdylvis and hellevang, you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to, I tried to tag people who haven’t been tagged yet.

1. last beverage: tea
2. last phone call: I called my dad yesterday
3. last text message: I wrote my mum yesterday at half past five in the morning when I arrived to my town, but my teacher decided to drive the others back home at first, so I had to wait till six until I got home, it was so pleasant
4. last song you listened to: The Wombats - Anti D
5. last time you cried: yesterday when I finally got home, the journey was so stressful, especially the last hours, but I had to hold my tears back in front of the others

6. dated someone twice: I hate these questions, I’ve never even had a date tbh, leave me alone, I know I’m not a normal person thank
7. been cheated on: nope, that’s a benefit of not having relationships I guess
8. kissed someone & regretted it: no
9. lost someone special: I don’t think so, fortunately
10. been depressed: oh yes
11. been drunk and threw up: no

blue, green aaand idk, red?

15. Made a new friend: yasss
16. Fallen out of love: nah
17. Laughed until you cried: many times
18. Met someone who changed you: maybe
19. Found out who your true friends are: I usually know this, so…
20. Found out someone was talking about you: probably, but I can’t exactly remember right now
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friends list: no

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: I don’t know exactly, but I know most of them
24. Do you have any pets? yes, a doggie
25. Do you want to change your name: no, it’s quite an okay name, I think
26. What did you do for your last birthday: nothing special, I celebrated with my family
27. What time did you wake up today: quarter past seven, I think, although I’m still really tired, but I couldn’t sleep in again, no idea why
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: November 18 aaand to have some beautiful experiences again like the ones I had last week
30. Last time you saw your mother: some hours ago, she went to work (btw I didn’t go to school today, I’m tired and my mum let me stay at home)
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? the country I live in, definitely
32. What are you listening to right now: Sondre Lerche - Legends (I’m listening to Please, actually)
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? yes, my parents are friends with a Scottish poet guy named Tom, and I met him once, though I couldn’t really speak English back then, so it wasn’t really talking
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: that I missed a week of school and I’ll have to study a lot
35. Most visited webpage: tumblr and fb maybe
36. Blood type: I don’t know lmao
37. Nickname: I don’t really have one
38. Relationship Status: what do you think, we’re talking about me
39. Zodiac sign: cancer
40. Pronouns: she/her
41. Elementary: I was the annoying freak, thanks
42. High School: much better, but many people still think I’m a freak
43. College: wait a minute, I left my time machine in my other jacket
44. Hair color: blonde
45. Long or short: something in between, but rather long
46. Height: 160something cms
47. Do you have a crush on someone: I might
48. What do you like about yourself?: my sense of humour and that I’m not so stupid (gosh, this sounds cocky)
50. Tattoos: I don’t have any
51. Righty or lefty: right-handed
52. First Surgery: I have never had one, I feel really lucky because of this
53. First piercing: I don’t even have earrings lol
54. First best friend: a girl from kindergarten, we went to different elementries and stopped talking, but now she’s my classmate, and she’s nice, but I could never be best friends with her again, we don’t have anything in common
55. First sport you joined: horse riding, I still do it
56. First vacation: to Hungary, we lived in Germany back then
58. First pair of trainers: absolutely no idea

59. Eating: nothing, although I’m quite hungry
60. Drinking: tea
61. I’m about to: finish this and then get something to eat
62. Listening to: Sondre Lerche - After the Exorcism
63. Waiting for: Thursday, my autumn break begins, and for November 15, and for graduating and getting the hell out of here
64. Want kids?: yes, but not more than two
65. Get Married?: yes
66. Career?: of course, my plan is to have a great career and then laugh in everybody’s face that thought I could never get anywhere, gosh I’m so pathetic

67. Lips or eyes: eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: hugs
69. Shorter or taller: taller
70. Older or younger: older
71. Romantic or spontaneous: a mixture would be perfect
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: both
73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive, but sometimes loud
74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship 
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant

76. Kissed a stranger: na
77. Drank hard liquor: I don’t really know?
78. Lost glasses/contacts: I don’t wear them, so
79. Sex on first date: haha dates
80. Broken someone’s heart: naahhh
81. Had your own heart broken: no
82. Been arrested: yes yolo, actually, no
83. Turned someone down: no
84. Cried when someone died: does a dog count? nobody close to me has dies yet
85. Fallen for a friend: no

86. Yourself: most of the time
87. Miracles: more like that I hope they exist
88. Love at first sight: not really
89. Heaven: no
90. Santa Claus: I used to when I was young
91. Kiss on the first date: I don’t even believe in me ever having a date (ok that’s not true, but…)
92. Angels: I don’t think so

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son, your mother and i are very concerned

i never laughed at two cats harder before

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details at the sherlock holmes museum, london

by thursdayaffairs

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baby pictures from I Will Never Be A Star


bård really wanted calle to buy him all seasons of pretty little liars


they are complete